In light of the recent criticisms that TNA has faced follow cutbacks and perceived money issues with the company, President Dixie Carter has asked for fans to send her questions on Twitter for her to answer, using the hashtag #AskDixie.
While all of her intentions were good, but it really isn’t a great idea to allow all of the general public to take part in a Q&A session for the world to see.
As expected, many people took advantage of this idea to sarcastically ask some ridiculous questions. Here are just a few of the examples
#AskDixie Is it true a lot of mid-card wrestlers in TNA are considering living in North Korea, because they have a better human rights?
— TableofJapan (@TableofJapan) July 24, 2013
#AskDixie How does it feel knowing more people have seen Gigli than your last pay-per-view?
— Raised by Gypsies (@raisedbygypsies) July 25, 2013
— Jim Em Cee (@jimpwcfb) July 25, 2013
#askdixie The mandatory retirement age of a professional wrestler should be less than that of a senator, true or false?
— Mendel (@DustinMendel) July 25, 2013
#AskDixie Will Brooke be doing something after TNA closes or will she just keep doing nothing and getting paid for it like she is now?
— Larry Wilson (@mrmutant) July 25, 2013
#AskDixie When there’s something weird in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?
— Matt Herrera (@Stoutstone) July 25, 2013
#AskDixie So when are Bubba the Love Sponge and Brutus Beefcake going to return and win the TNA tag titles?
— James Varga (@James_Varga) July 25, 2013
#AskDixie At what point will David Arquette be revealed as the head of Aces and 8’s and win the TNA World Championship?
— Andrew Mayorga (@AJM904) July 25, 2013
#AskDixie Who’s lined up as the 1st “special guest host” of Impact? My money’s on Howdie Doodie, Fred Savage or that chick from Blossom
— Paul Sturrock (@earnedmyhorns) July 25, 2013
#AskDixie You weren’t interested in bringing in Paul Heyman for a creative position, yet copy his business model of bouncing checks. Explain
— Dustin Nichols (@XDustinEFLX) July 25, 2013
Are you surprised that sin caras lights are more over than your roster #askdixie
— Billy Weber (@TheBillyWeber99) July 25, 2013
#AskDixie Does TNA stand for Total Nonstop Absurdity?
— Rishabh Thomas (@His_unholiness) July 25, 2013
#AskDixie Remember when you had Alex Shelley on your roster, and you killed his love of the business so badly he had to leave the country?
— Daniel D (@imquitegood) July 25, 2013
Are you chomping at the bit for 3MB to get released? #AskDixie
— Daniel Gray (@dgray42) July 25, 2013
#askdixie so tell us did you watch “The Rise and Fall of WCW” and say “THAT’S what I wanna strive for, where’s Hogan and Bischoff”
— TrashBagWrestlers (@Trash_Baggers) July 25, 2013