Tonight we emanate from beautiful Baltimore, Maryland.

We begin with an in-ring promo from Jeri-Show. They run down DX, and hype themselves up. They get interrupted by the aforementioned DX, who remind us that if they win the title match at the TLC PPV, Jericho will no longer be on Raw. More words are said, and HHH books himself into a match with Jericho. Jeri-Show makes the stipulation, that if HHH wins, DX faces Jericho in a handicapped match next week, and if Jericho wins, Jeri-Show will face HHH in a handicapped match next week.

Gail Kim and Divas Champion Melina vs. Maryse and Jillian in a Diva tag team match. Gail takes most of the punishment until a hot tag to Melina, who gets in some offense on Maryse. But it’s short lived. Endgame: Melina tries a sunset flip from the corner, but Maryse blocks it, comes back and nails Melina with a wicked DDT for the 1-2-3. Your winners, as a result of a pinfall, Maryse and Jillian.

Sheamus vs. Santino Marella
Pre-match, Sheamus cuts an in-ring promo on John Cena. Marella grabs the mic and is offended Sheamus didn’t mention him and then insults his skin pigment, his heritage, and lack of championships. Sheamus then pummels him until Santino can’t defend himself. The match never really happened, as the referee doesn’t ring the opening bell. Sheamus pulls a table from under the ring, props it up into a corner, and puts Santino through it.

Backstage, Big Show and Chris Jericho share a moment with special guest host Verne Troyer. After ad break, Troyer is on a stool on the ramp. He gets interrupted by The Miz. He makes fun of Verne’s size, does a decent Mike Myers impression, and tells him he wants to punt Verne through the ring posts. They get interrupted by Mark Henry. Troyer books them in a match for later.

Kofi Kingston vs. Randy Orton
Pre-match, Kingston is attacked by Cody Rhodes outside the ring. He rams Kofi knee-first into the steps. The ref kicks Rhodes out of the ringside area. Kofi crawls into the ring, and is attacked by Ted DiBiase. He chop blocks him, and slams the back of his knee over the ring apron. The ref kicks DiBiase out of the ringside area. The ref then asks Kofi if he’s ok, and he says he is. Cue Orton’s music, and he makes short work of Kofi, focusing on his knee the whole way. Endgame: Kofi makes a 3 punch comeback until Orton hits him with the RKO for the 1-2-3. Your winner as a result of a pinfall, Randy Orton. Post match, Orton continues his assault by hitting Kofi with a top rope DDT.

Backstage, MVP and Verne are playing Xbox. They get interrupted by Mark Henry and Jillian. She starts to sing, he starts to dance. Henry trips and falls on Jillian.

John Cena arrives and cuts an in-ring promo. He yells that tonight, there will be a match between him and Sheamus for the WWE title. He gets interrupted by Carlito. He hopes that Sheamus beats Cena for the title, because the locker room is tired of Cena. John takes offense and tells Carlito to do something. Carlito takes a bite of the apple, and just as he’s about to spit, Cena punches him, apple chunks go flying, Cena nails him with the Attitude Adjustment, and throws him out of the ring. Cue Sheamus’ music, and out he comes. Cena says, “You want some, come get some.” Sheamus retreats.

Troyer is back on the stool on the ramp and introduces two bro’s, two homie’s, MVP and Mark Henry. To prove that he has a personality, Henry raps us to ad break. US Champion The Miz vs. Mark Henry in a non-title match
Miz gets in some early offense, even getting a near fall. Endgame: Miz tries a top rope cross-body. Henry catches him mid-air, and drops him with the Worlds Strongest Slam for the 1-2-3. Your winner as a result of a pinfall, Mark Henry.

Post-match, Henry joins Troyer on the ramp. Verne asks for some music and some ladies. Out come the Bella twins, Eve, and Kelly Kelly. They have themselves an old-fashioned dance party. MVP puts Verne on his shoulder. We learn that next week, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban will be the special guest host.

Backstage, DX say they had the same dream about a having to go to little people’s court. They get interrupted by Hornswoggle who speaks in subtitles. DX says that Swoggs got nothings on them. Troyer rolls in on his scooter, and tells Hornswoggle to sue them for everything they’ve got.

Chris Jericho vs. HHH
HBK joins King and Cole on commentary. HHH gets in some offense until Big Show’s music plays. This distracts HHH enough for Jericho to takes advantage. After ad break, we see Show has joined King, Cole, and HBK on commentary. Jericho and HHH have a good back and forth match between them. Endgame: Show decides to get involved. He stands up, pushes HBK’s head into the apron. This distracts the ref long enough for Show to punch HHH and knock him out. Ref doesn’t see it, but throws Show out of the ringside area. This distracts the ref long enough for HBK to give Jericho Sweet Chin Music, and knock him out. The ref doesn’t see it, but throws HBK out of the ringside area. The ref starts a 10 count. Both men get up at the 9 count. Jericho tries a Codebreaker, HHH blocks it. HHH tries a Pedigree, Jericho blocks it. Jericho tries a Walls of Jericho, HHH kicks him into the turnbuckles and rolls him up for the 1-2-3. Your winner as a result of a pinfall, Triple H. Next week, Chris Jericho will face DX in a handicapped match. Post-match, DX tells Jericho that next week will be his last on Raw.

Fade to black, good night from Baltimore.
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