Tonight we emanate from beautiful Louisville, Kentucky.

We begin with Batista cutting an in-ring promo. He calls out Teddy Long. Instead, he gets interrupted by Rey Mysterio. He wants Batista to admit he’s scared. Dave refuses.

Kane vs. Dolph Ziggler.
A rematch from last weeks’ Beat the Clock match. Endgame: Ziggler puts a sleeper hold on Kane. The two fall outside the ring. Ziggler slips into the ring just in time to avoid a countout. Kane does not. Your winner as a result of a countout, Dolph Ziggler.

Backstage, Beth Phoenix, Michelle McCool and Layla share a moment. Beth wants Layla to get serious.

Chris Jericho and the Hart Dynasty are in the locker room and they share a moment.

R Truth and Cryme Tyme vs. The Hart Dynasty and Chris Jericho in a six-man tag team match.
Good stuff from Jericho and Truth. The baddies use misdirection and double teams to inflict punishment on their opponents. Endgame: Jericho gets JTG in the Walls of Jericho, and he taps. Your winners as a result of a submission, The Hart Dynasty and Chris Jericho.

CM Punk and Luke Gallows come to the ring to have a straight-edge soul-saving session. They pull a (very obvious) plant named James (nice name) from the audience. Punk wants James to stop smoking, doing drugs and drinking. James says he’s going to change. Punk wants him to shave his head. Gallows produces a pair of clippers and Punk shaves poor James’ head.

Luke Gallows vs. Matt Hardy.
Hardy does his best to make this a watchable match. Endgame: After a Punk distraction, Gallows hits Hardy with the 12th Step for the 1-2-3. Your winner as a result of a pinfall, Luke Gallows.

Teddy Long and Vicki congratulate Maria on being named to the Celebrity Apprentice cast. They play with toys and are interrupted by The Great Khali. He calls Vickie a cow. Mooooo!

Beth Phoenix vs. Layla in a Divas match.
Layla is very apologetic for last weeks problems. She even gets in some offense. It’s short lived though. Endgame: Beth hits Layla with the Glam-Slam for the 1-2-3. Your winner as a result of a pinfall, Beth Phoenix. Post-match, Layla and Michelle attack Beth. Mickie James makes the save. She and Beth clean house. Just as Beth goes to thank Mickie, James kicks her in the teeth.

Backstage, Drew McIntyre is interviewed by Josh Matthews. He explains his actions last week. They are interrupted by John Morrison. He does a pretty good impression of Drew. John then slaps Drew across the face, and the two have themselves a little tussle.

Rey Mysterio vs. Batista in a match to determine the #1 Contender to the World Heavyweight Title.
We’ve seen this match before. Batista dominates. Rey flies around. Batista dominates some more. Rey makes a comeback. This one has a twist though. Endgame: Just as Dave is ready for a Batista-Bomb, the lights go out, and The Undertaker’s gong is heard. The lights come back on, and Batista is injured. Rey becomes a house of fire. Just as he’s about to hit the Hip-Hop drop after a 619, the lights go out, and the gong is heard again. This time, it’s Rey who’s out. The gong is heard and the lights go out a third time. Now we see Taker’s entrance video and pyro. Your winner?????

Fade to black, good night from Louisville.

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