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The (Mixed Martial) Artist Formerly Known as Jon Koppenhaver
The News - Mixed Martial Arts  |   Written by Adam Samons   |   Thursday, 28 August 2008
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According to the Houston Chronicle UFC welterweight Jon Koppenhaver has legally changed his name to War Machine. Koppenhaver has used “War Machine” as his nickname for the past six years while competing in MMA. Koppenhaver decided to make the change after TNA Wrestling threatened legal action against him because of TNA’s trademark on the “War Machine” nickname used for Rhino.

Click “Read More” for War Machine’s somewhat explicit explanation of the change from his MySpace page.

“SO in case you didn’t notice in my last fight the UFC did NOT use my nickname when I fought. Turns out some gay ass wrestling federation threatened to sue them because they recently named one of their wrestlers The War Machine Rhino and trademarked the name.

Too f*ckin’ bad that I have been using this name for 6 years, have it tatted on my body and it is what my fans yell out when I’m fighting. If you know my personality then you know damn well I am not gonna let some faggot ass, FAKE wrestler steal MY name. SO 6 weeks ago I filed a change of name request and today I had court to make my name officially WAR MACHINE. lol. F*ckin’ funny right?

Didn’t really wanna have to do it but I am sure as hell not lose MY nickname.”
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Comments (13)
Posted by: Phil Felice at 08-29-2008 00:35
Since Goldberg is getting in ring shape anyway, he should run in and spear Rhyno during an iMPACT taping. Koppenhagen can grab a mic and yell SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR

Posted by: chris kolinek at 08-29-2008 03:23
What?

Posted by: Justin Santoo at 08-29-2008 03:54
If he ever gets pulled over by a cop it would be funny. "What's your name?" "WAR MACHINE!!!"

Posted by: Medisleman at 08-29-2008 03:56
WAR machine

Posted by: Tainted Meat at 08-29-2008 04:53
Wow, that guy is seriously insecure about...well, something. He's the alpha male equivalent of a secret-cutting, crying in the shower, listening to Dashboard Confessional while writing in his Hello Kitty diary emo girl. 
 
"Faggot ass, FAKE wrestler..." 
 
What a douchebag.

Posted by: Dwight Parker at 08-29-2008 13:45
OK, he convinced me. I am going to court today to change my name to McLovin. Stupid movie. 
 
PrinceOfOldSchool 
 
"That's right, I said it! Nature Boy Buddy Landell

Posted by: David Stone at 08-29-2008 15:02
How about Marvel Comics suing TNA.  
 
Marvel has had a character in the Iron Man stories named War Machine for many years. 
I suspect in the Iron Man Movie sequel, Rhodey might wear the War Machine armor. 
 
BTW, how would you like to be the Dad who's daughter brings this guy home? 
"Dad, I'd like you to meet WAR".  
Who knows maybe someday there will be a bunch of Machines in the house.

Posted by: Grimmy at 08-29-2008 18:21
So Koppy went all WARRIOR on us, huh? 
 
Im ok with him changing his name as its funny to me. But the disrespect towards wrestlers I cannot abide, so I must point out his EMO performance during his first fight in the ufc after tuf. He was in tears during his victory speech, which is NOT a way to promote the "Manly" in MMA.  
I enjoy both, but Koppy deserves to be poked fun at. 
 
crying on his myspace page...sheesh.

Posted by: anomaly at 08-29-2008 21:02
wow. dude needs to see someone professionally.

Posted by: chris kolinek at 08-30-2008 01:54
I got it he is going into porn.